Abstract Prophets
You've come to the right place if you're seeking the most obscure, the most enigmatic, the most utterly bewildering prophets this side of the Event Horizon. We've got the ones with the answers, the ones with the questions, and the ones who'll sell you their moderately-priced prophetic pamphlets for the low, low price of $10.99.
Our prophets are the real deal, the crème de la crème, the cream cheese of prophetic prediction. They've got the gift of sight, the gift of insight, and the gift of a good sense of humor (most of the time).